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The Transformers have many untold stories. Plenty of room for us to mess around! :-) Dairycon is an alternate universe where Wisconsin transfans and their transformers play. Collected here are the stories and characters that make up this unique chedder-themed universe. Dairycons (as I affectionately call these characters) are the exclusive toys only available at the Dairycon convention.
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Dairycon 2012 Exclusives: NeoKnight - Entrepreneur. "I am *not* Robert Downey Junior!" Barn - Houser. "You Couldn't Hit the Broadside of a Brawn!" Cosmoo - Moocher. "Can I borrow 5 bucks? I'll pay you back... honest!" Awesum Possum - Heroic Possum of Justice. "Watch Out, Felonious Ferret! Awesum Possum is Here!" Rally Rhino - Straight Bot and Heroic Sidekick of Justice. "Don't mind me. I'll just stand over here and eat some thistles." Burning Monkey - Groundskeeper. "Laugh! If it matters, I brought presents!" Battle Bat - Battlefield Mortician. "Just pretend to play dead. You aren't pretending? Oh..." The Cracker - Warrior. "Do I really speak with an aussie accent?" ** Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)
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Dairycon 2011 Exclusives: Steers - Herder. "YEEE HAWWW!!!" Actionmaster Ravage - Information Broker. "All that's left of me, is what I pretend to be." Electrum Beast (reissue) - Indigestion Agent. "Cheese: the other white meat." New! Paperformers CrackUp - Assemble Your Own! No Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)
          | Staff Exclusive Cybertonium | Dinner Exclusive Mint in Package | |

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Ongoing Dairycon Exclusives: Reinforcements from DAIRYCON - Pretender Convoy has called out for Heroes to aid the Dairycons in their BATTLE FOR BREW CITY!! Now you can help!
          | 2011: WannaBee | 2012: | 2013: | 2014: | 2015: | 2016: | 2017: Ultimate Reveal | |

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Dairycon 2010 Exclusives: Uncle Whiskey Breath w/Stormsword Jet - Guardian of the Midwest. "Hey Dere, Cold Enough Fer Ya?" Ticker - Medic. "My Touch is your Remedy." Minerva - Medic. "Head-On!" Pretender Convoy - Dairycon Supreme Commander. "Freedom is the Right of *ALL* Sentient Beings." TestShot - The Apocalypse. "I have Summoned you for a Purpose..." Command Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)           | Cloak of Cow | Wedge of Doom | Got Energon? | Lasso of Liberty (aka 'Optimus Twine') |           | Optimus Grime | Hat of Heroism | Optimus Rhyme | Optimus Dime | Repair Bear |
          | Stormsword Jet (Red) | Stormsword Jet (Blue) | Optimus Guide | |

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Dairycon 2009 Exclusives: DiskPrime - Game. "When do we play the next Game, Ethan?" Ass-09 Donkey of the Apocolypse. "My fellow Cybertonians...."           (Note: Ass-09 is the 2009 Multicon Shared Exclusive!) Pretender MotorMaster - Harbinger of the Apocolypse. "Crush Everyone!" Toiletbot - Warrior. "A Clean Toilet is the Right of All Sentient Beings." Moo Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)
           | More CowBell 1 | More CowBell 2 | More CowBell 3 | Plunger of Purity | Roll of Conviction | |

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Dairycon 2008 Exclusives: Domino - Enforcer "Cross me, and you'll end up sleepin' wit' da fishes." Plothole - Emmisary of Primus. "Heroes aren't Born; They're Made." Spot - Protector. "Ensuring the Safety of the Universe is Job One." Leader Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)
           | Snowflake of Solidarity | Wedge of Triumph | Shard of Primus | Utensils of Unity | |

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Dairycon 2007 Exclusives: Checkers - Urban Surveillance. "I like Humanity. It's people I don't trust." Nachos BelGrande - Leader. "Es Bueno." Wash-out - Military Intelligence. "I am NOT an oxymoron!" Leader Class Acc Packs: (Special or humorous 'power-up' items that Dairycons need to win!)            | Pepper of Purpose | Flag of our Fathers | Sombrero of Siesta | Taco of Leadership |
           | Disk of Montesuma | |

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Dairycon 2006 Exclusives: The Leader - Temporal Guardian. "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." Flatfoot - Law Enforcement. "Thank you for your cooperation." PinchBottom - Covert Operations. "Pinch Pinch!"
Heffer - Grazer. "Mooo." |

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Dairycon 2005 Exclusives: CrackUp - Diversionary Tactician. "So a guy walks into a bar..." BailJumper - Spy. "Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap!" The Stormsword - The ultimate weapon....in the right hands. More...
Ducky - Survivor. "Waaaakkk!!!" |

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Dairycon 2004 Exclusives: Bunny Convoy - Field Commander. "I am a sexy beast!"
SunBeam - Desert Warfare. "Careful what you touch; you might get burned." |

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Dairycon 2003 Exclusives: Burning Furry Monkey - Ground Commando. His presense is no laughing matter... Clutterbug - Salvage. "Catch as catch-can!"
Scoot - Materials Engineer. "Diecast construction...it's a lost art." |

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Dairycon 2002 Exclusives: Campaign Car - Shill Bidder. "c10 case-fresh!"
Electrum Beast - Indigestion Agent. "Cheese, the other white meat." |

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Dairycon 2001 Exclusive:
Uncle Whiskey Breath - Guardian of the Midwest. "Hey-dere, cold enough fer ya?" |
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Dairycon Campaign Car and Uncle Whiskey Breath square off...
| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | |
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StormSword Optimus Minor and CrackUp fight over a powerful weapon...
| Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 | |
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TimeWars The Dairycon Universe is going to heck in a handbasket...and SunBeam is going to help. |
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Crisis on Infinite Cybertrons The epic conclusion to all Dairycon storylines! The Leader has plans.... |
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Dairycon Redux Starting over is hard to do... |

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A Tasty Defeat!
The Dairycon Universe goes online! |
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A Dairycon Xmas
Electrum Beast gives us the greatest gift of all! |

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Flushed!
The Dairycon Universe ends up in the Toilet. |
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PlotHole Dairycons must find the StormSword, or Defensis Dies! |

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The Last Dairycon!
Seeking help from a familiar ally. |
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The Myth behind the Moo Deciphering the secret of Uncle Whiskey Breath |
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The Myth behind the Moo: Hook, Line and Kugel The Story of the Dairycon BrewMasters! |
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Pretender to the Throne Motormaster has just one thought about Spot: Revenge!! |
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Battle For Brew City!
Somewhere in Dairyland... |
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Battle for Brew City: Checkers! The Battle Rages on! |
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Return of Convoy! The true and final end of the Dairycon Universe!! |

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Introducing the Dairycons!
Moo?! |
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Changing Steers: The Rise of ElCowMeno! The Return of the Mexicons! |
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Changing Steers: The Adventures of Tarmac! An epic Quest to find Everything! |
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In The Future!
Will Toasters Take Over the World? |
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Dairycon 2040: Erect and Proud! The Future is Now!
| Chap 1 | Chap 2 | Chap 3 | Chap 4 | Chap 5 | Chap 6 | Chap 7 | Chap 8 | Epilogue | |
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Dairycon 2040: Project Earth!
The Leader Reveals All! |
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Dairycon 2040: Blackrock!
Billionaire? Sell Out? YOU Decide! |

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