Dairycon 2005 Exclusives!

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: CrackUp Function: Diversionary Tactician Quote: "So a guy walks into a bar..." Profile: The most manipulative transformer this side of alpha-centauri. Easy-going nature hides the street hustler inside. Could sell refrigerators to eskimoes, if given the chance. Self-deprecating jokes distract his victims, giving him the chance to plant the seeds for his future manipulations. Abilities: His mouth is his greatest asset. Thinks very fast on his feet. Can twist words and situations to his advantage. Carries a small laser-pistol, which he uses to shoot his victims in the back. Weaknesses: Not very strong or agile as a robot. A sufficiently intelligent being can see thru his machinations, rendering him useless in social situations. Garish color scheme makes it difficult for him to blend in or disappear. Vintage Tech Spec

Allegiance: Dairycon Name: Disco-Duck Function: Lost Artifact Quote: "Waaaakkkk!" Profile: 'Ducky', as he's known to his closest friends, is one 'Macho Man' who likes to 'Boogie Oogie Oogie'. Will 'Turn the Beat Around' if 'It Only Takes a Minute'. A regular 'Terror on the Dance Floor'. Megatron considers Ducky to be his most valuable possession. Lost during the Beast Wars, his current wherabouts are unknown. Abilities: Ducky's ability to groove is legend among the Dairycons. Able to hit the beat with style. His 'get-down-jive-talkin' is a hit with the Junkions in-particular. A master at 'Kung-fu Fighting'. Has been rumored to contain the spark-torture device used on BeastWars Rampage (which would explain the joyful squeal Ducky emits whenever he's squeezed). Weakneses: His temper is his greatest weakness. Upset when people call him, 'Donald'. Can be driven into a rage when told that Disco sucks. "But in the end", he says, "I will Survive".

Notes: For the longest time, we've been waiting for a duck. Then one day, Shawn delivers us this godsend. Now, we pass it along to you. Enjoy. "Rubber Ducky, you're the one... you make bath time lots of fun...rubber ducky you're my very best friend it's true..."